Voice of the White House

October 7, 2016

Washington, D.C.:
The Florida hurricaine is being covered everywhere and so we are relieved of the chore of wading through anti-Hillary and pro-Trump articles that clog the news sites. Obama's Endless Wars are grinding on, costing many lives and American taxpayer dollars'. Saudi Arabia is still backing ISIS, and everyone is threatening everyone else. Eventually, as tensions rise, some idiot will make a mistake and more war will break out. The UN is a uselese talk shop and can do nothing to defuse the global situations and American legislators are now fully engaged, not in dealing with crisis, but with political campaigns. The First World War, that ruined European nations, started not because of malice, but because of incompetence on the part of second-rate politicians.