Voice of the White House

August 7, 2008

Washington, D.C.:
“I have spent the better part of this week, to include last weekend, listening to tapes of high-level conversations and reading computer intercepts to and from the Israeli Embassy, courtesy of friends at the Pentagon. I was not permitted to either make notes or make any tapes of the sessions, which were held in a suite at the Hay-Adams Hotel here in Washington, but during piss breaks, I made many, many notes in a book which I stashed under one of the counters. I was fascinated by what I learned and thought it might be interesting to present an overview of my adventures.

I am positive that Israeli supporters (who infest the Internet like fleas) will now begin to screech that I have either no right to dare to publish such awful lies about Sacred Israel, or, more likely, order me to produce some proof. I have to do no such thing and in advance, I tell such whiners to go and tell their Mammas that she needs them. Or, they could also stick their penis in an electric pencil sharpener and turn it on for a few seconds.

First off, the military has been very actively spying on the Israelis ever since the Pollard business. They have tapped their important phones, intercepted high-level scrambled radio messages and broken all of their algorithmic codes and look at all supposedly unbreakable diplomatic messages. From all of this, it appears very evident that the military has been absolutely right in snooping on “our best Ally.” The public may forget Pollard and many others as well as the USS Liberty, but the military, thank God, has not. The Isreali lovers are now in basic control of the CIA but not the Pentagon.

It is also evident that these walking scumbags have been spying relentlessly on us for years, getting armies of their co-religionists to pass top secret material to them and through Israeli communications companies working in plain sight in America today, to listen to any selected telephone conversation within the United States.

The military has a long, long list of these spies and traitorous sympathizers and some day, it will become public, home addresses and all.

In the meantime, a few random notes.

In recent months, the government of Israel has been making frantic attempts to get the United States to attack Iran . They have carried on a propaganda campaign in America, via their co-religionists’ almost total control of the American media, that makes constant reference to the ‘certainty’ that Iran is trying to develop atomic weapons, solely to attack poor Israel who really loves its neighbors and tries so hard to help them.

The military tells me that there is absolutely no proof of this but the Bush-Cheney Axis of Evil goes right along with it and weekly make threatening statements about Iran. All of this sleazy, and McCain-like, propaganda seems to have very little impact on any targeted American audience so, realizing that Bush, Cheney and the Rodent Club will soon be gone and forgotten, they are ramping up their efforts to get him to have our Air Force carpet bomb Tehran.

This, I am assured, will not happen, but the pressure to do so at once is steadily building via a flood of phone calls both to Bush and Cheney, virtually begging them to launch a surprise attack before it is too late for them.

Odious creeps like Addington and Lieberman are targets of their constant wailings and importunings as well, but in the end, there is strong doubt in Tel Aviv that we will, once again, pull their chestnuts out of the Islamic fire.

Also, the Israelis are livid with rage that both Russia and China have been making very strong, but private, protests to the Bush creeps that an attack on Iran would not be a good idea. Bush might not listen and Cheney is so crazy that he can’t, but others are listening.

There is no question that John McCain is willing and eager to give all aid he can to Blessed Israel should he be elected. In return for American media support, the Israeli puppet masters have suggested that Crazy John put one of their fellows on the ticket. It is well-known in elevated circles that McCain is old, getting feeble and prone to various forms of cancer. With One of Their Own ready and waiting until the easily predictable death or disability of the President, seen lurking in the wings of history, America would have its first Jewish President and I think the rest would be horribly obvious.

One of the very top-level conversations broken into, deals with the hope that Obama can be convinced to destroy Iran if he is elected. Obama, the Unknown Factor, is very, very smart and unlikely to mire himself in a no-win addition to a useless, rigged Israeli-inspired Iraq war that he will have to end.

Anyway, I did have a wonderful break from my work and the food at the Hay-Adams is very good.”