Voice of the White House

August 4, 2012

Washington, D.C.:
Yesterday, I watched a most interesting video that I would like to share with my readers. The Department of Defense labs have developed a small robot surveillance device that looks like a large pigeon. The one I watched looked exactly like the bird and actually could flap its wings and fly. It can land, let us say, on a tree in front of your house and the tiny camera inside can watch your every movement. It was designed to be used in large cities where it can perch on a window ledge on some office or apartment high up from the ground. This has been tried out in New York City but my contact with the DoD tells me that their department is also watching rival agencies and governmental offices. This might sound like science fiction but it is science fact. The solution? Keep your blinds down or, if you live in a tolerant neighborhood, blow the mother away with a 12 gage!