Voice of the White House

January 28, 2018

Washington, D.C.:
We see in the media that former President George W. Bush's approval rating is soaring upwards. The fickle public seems to have forgotten the gay sex scandal concerning fake reporter and male prostitute Jeff Gannon 'slept over' on numerous occasions at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Gannon had previously advertised his services on the internet as a 'top' male prostitute at $1200.00 per weekend. White House overnight trysts were not uncommon according to Secret Service logs of Jeff Gannon's White House entries and exits, requested by Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) and Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) using the FOIA (Freedom of Information Act). Since Jeff Gannon has given the term 'media whore' a whole new definition, the question arises: Could Jeff Gannon be former President George W. Bush's Lewinsky albeit in gay apparel? White House logs furnished by the Secret Service show that fake reporter Jeff Gannon (a.k.a James Guckert) stayed overnight at the White House on many occasions, even when press conferences or briefings were not scheduled. He was in the White House from 5:00 PM until 7:30 AM on fourteen recorded occasions. These records reveal that the White House was like a Gay Roach Motel - they check in but they don't check out. FOIA documents reveal that Gannon signed in on many occasions, but never signed out, reports John Byrne in an exclusive report on Raw Story. Gannon's inexplicable access to the Bush White House as well as his shilling for GOP fake news outlet 'Talon News' raises more questions about planted and paid-for Bushonian shills in the so-called mainstream media. Gannon aka James Guckert appeared more than 200 times at the White House as a fake reporter in 2 years and attended 155 of 196 White House press briefings, reports Raw Story. Since Gannon was previously employed as a male prostitute, questions naturally arise regarding the nature of his overnight stays at the White House. 'On at least fourteen occasions, Secret Service records show either the entry or exit time missing,' Raw Story continues. 'Generally, the existing entry or exit times correlate with press conferences; on most of these days, the records show that Guckert checked in but was never processed out.' Who was Jeff Gannon servicing in the newly redecorated Gay Green Room? The White House's 'Don't ask, don't tell' policy was obviously not working...