Voice of the White House

April 28, 2016

Washington, D.C.:
Having failed of their object in Ukraine, the CIA persuaded the Turks to shoot down a Russian plane because the aerial attacks had disrupted and ruined the heavy flow of ISIS captured Syrian oil to Turkey and onwards to the US. Also, since the CIA was arming and training the Saudi-based ISIS people, the aerial attacks were killing their agents. They assured Ankara that if they attacked the Russians, NATO would come to their rescue and Turkey would triumph over an old enemy. As usual with CIA plans, it did not work and Russian sanctions on Turkey have done terrible damage to the Turkish economy. What will the CIA come up with next? No doubt their top echelon of planners is meeting even as I write in their secret headquarters in one of the back wards of St. Elizabeths' Fun House.