Voice of the White House

August 14, 2015

The Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards President Obama and said, 'Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!' Obama replied, 'I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand - Show me!' So the Pope backhanded the shit out of him. And the crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land! Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Voice of the White House Editor's Note: All jokes aside, 29 Top American Scientists, Bernie Sanders, 36 Retired US Military Generals & Admirals, and The Best of the Net All Back Obama's Nuclear Deal with Iran - Part II - Part III