• For Crimes Against Humanity and because they can't stop violating Rob's civil rights non-stop every single day for the last 32 years in the hopes that Rob is actually STUPID enough to go back after a single three year enlistment (Did you know the feds have STOLEN over ten million dollars in donations from me, that I'm currently driving a wrecked car, and that I was homeless from June 7, 2018 until June 7, 2019?) The Best of the Net is predicting that Black America, Hispanic America, Oriental America, American Indians, and anybody on the planet who will listen, will SMASH THE BRAINS IN OF EVERY united states federal government employee alive, along with their spouces, children, grandchildren, parents & friends, starting with the u.s. military! Have a nice day and FUCK YOU!

  • To the best of my knowledge, EVERY commissioned officer in the united states army & navy is a CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL who gives out promotions, medals, and choice assignments to undeserving idiots in exchange for gay sex! Consider yourself warned and treat them accordingly!

  • Did you know that before you even join ANY branch in the u.s. military, you first have to report to a MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) where they make you strip naked in front of a room full of people and then order you, while you're naked, to get down on all fours and spread your ass cheeks wide open while they look right up your asshole? If you don't believe me, ask ANYONE in the u.s. military! And this is so they make sure your rectum is nice clean & tight for their officers' to stick their dicks in!

  • Are You Actually STUPID Enough to Join the U.S. Military? - Part II - Part III - Part IV - Part V - Part VI - Part VII - Part VIII - Part IX - Part X - Part XI - Did you know the U.S. Military takes a pint of blood from you on your very first day of active duty?

  • Who Owns the Boats, Planes, and Ships that Transport 90% of the World's Supply of Heroin from Afghanistan to the Rest of the World? (HINT HINT: It sure ain't the Taliban)

  • The Best of the Net is predicting that ANY person caught standing within a 25 meter radius of ANY United States military recruiting station on the planet will be SHOT!

  • The Best of the Net is predicting that the homes, businesses & buildings of EVERY white person in the Racist/Vampire/Dinosaur/KLAN infested states of Virginia, Indiana, & North Carolina will be ***BURNED DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT*** - Have a nice day!

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  • Published in 'America at the Millennium: The Best Poems and Poets of the 20th Century,' 2000. click here
  • Published in 'Journey to Infinity,' 2000. click here
  • Cold War Certificate of Recognition, United States Secretary of Defense, 1999. click here
  • Master of Arts, University of Louisville, 1995. click here
  • United States Army Honorable Discharge, 1992. click here
  • Published in 'A View from the Edge,' 1992. click here
  • Bachelor of Arts, University of Louisville, 1991. click here - or here - or here - or here
  • United States Army Lapel Pin awarded at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, 1987. click here
  • Certificate for 'Outstanding and Dedicated Service to The United States Army,' 18th Airborne Corp, Fort Bragg, North Carolina, 1987. click here
  • United States Army Good Conduct medal awarded at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, 1987. click here
  • Designated an Esteemed Member of The U.S. Military Intelligence Corp, Chief of U.S. Military Intelligence, Fort Huachuca, Arizona, 1987. click here
  • Certificate for Exceptionally Meritorious Service, 194th Armored Brigade, Fort Irwin, California, 1987. click here
  • United States Army Meritorious Unit Citation with 2 Oak Clusters awarded at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, 1986. Click here to visit this unit's website.
  • Graduated from The United States Army Pre-Noncommissioned Officer Development Program in Berlin, Germany, 1986. click here
  • United States Army Overseas Service Ribbon awarded in 1986. click here - or here
  • Served and gathered intelligence 110 miles behind enemy lines at the height of The Cold War (April 3, 1985 - November 20, 1986) while stationed at United States Army Field Station Berlin, Germany, Andrews Barracks (A TOP SECRET RANGER BATTALION) , which was the Military Intelligence unit for the 4th, 5th, and 6th Battalions of the 502nd Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Divison, while it was recognized as the #1 intelligence gathering site in the free world by The United States Department of Defense and The National Security Agency, 1986. click here - or here - or here
  • Designated a Guardian of Berlin's Freedom by the Commander of U.S. Forces, Berlin, Germany, 1986. click here
  • Outpost of Freedom Award, Commander, United States Army Field Station Berlin, 1986. click here
  • Certificate of Achievement for scoring 96% on a job skill qualification test, Commander, U.S. Army Field Station Berlin, 1986. click here
  • United States Army Sharpshooter medal awarded in Berlin, Germany, 1986. Hit 35 out of 40 pop-up targets ranging from 50-300 meters with an M-16 assault rifle. Click here to visit this unit's website.
  • U.S. Veterans of Foreign Wars member since 1985. click here
  • United States Army of Occupation medal awarded in Berlin, Germany, 1985. click here
  • United States Department of Defense Top Secret Security Clearance with Special Background Investigation awarded in 1985. click here
  • Graduated from United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens, Massachusetts, 1985. click here
  • Letter of Commendation for completing 438 hour course in 45 hours, Chief, U.S. Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens, Massachusetts, 1985. click here
  • Letter of Commendation for completing 686 hour course in 275 hours, Deputy Assistant Commandant, U.S. Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens, Massachusetts, 1985. click here
  • United States Army Expert Grenade Thrower medal awarded at Fort Jackson, South Carolina, 1984. Hit ten out of ten targets. click here
  • Graduated from U.S. Army Basic Training, Fort Jackson, South Carolina, 1984. click here
  • Graduated from Jeffersontown High School, Louisville, Kentucky, 1984. click here
  • Attended 'One of the two best high schools in America' according to the U.S. Dept. of Education: L'anse Creuse High School North, Mount Clemens, Michigan, for three years. Missed the Honor Roll once. click here - or here
  • Certificates of Achievement for creative writing excellence. click here - or here
  • Licensed by the FCC as an Advanced Class Amateur Radio Operator (Equivalent to a Master's of Science in Electrical Engineering) since 1982, age 16. click here
  • Licensed by the FCC as a General Class Amateur Radio Operator (Equivalent to a Bachelor's of Science in Electrical Engineering) since 1981, age 15. click here
  • Worked All States Award as a Novice Class Amateur Radio Operator, American Radio Relay League, Newington, Connecticut, 1980. click here
  • Certified 20 words per minute morse code interceptor, American Radio Relay League, Newington, Connecticut, 1979. click here
  • Licensed by The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) as a Novice Class Amateur Radio Operator (Equivalent to an Associate's of Science in Electrical Engineering) since 1978, age 12. click here

    February 26, 1986 - West Berlin, East Germany

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